davejade:

im sort of funny sometimes like 3% of times

(via loldamort)

chilope:

“we were talking and then i got distracted and forgot to reply to you for 4 hours” a novel by me

(via loldamort)

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

(via oh-the-hilarity)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via fmlniall)

schismprism:

i hate it when i am thinking about something but then i forget what i am thinking about and i try to think of it again but i cant think of it

(Source: sick-nostalgic, via sarcastic-snowflake)